Funny "Kindness" Quotes from Famous People

Meatless/Mooless Monday 

I selected these from here for their humor content; they also make a point.

Devon Aoki (a "face of Versace"; her father founded Benihana's)
I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow.

Russell Simmons (funny man; vegan since '98)
I don't eat any animals or anything that has to do with animals. No fish or egg or dairy because I personally don't feel it's a good practice to eat anything that might run away from you.

Ricky Williams (not wimpy; vegetarian, and a supporter of PETA)
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

Rue McClanahan (class act; lifelong animal-rights advocate and vegetarian)
Fur used to turn heads, now it turns stomachs.

Ellen DeGeneres (funny person; vegan)
You ask people why they have deer heads on the wall. They always say, Because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Scott Adams (cartoonist; vegetarian)
You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.